My Twitter is just so much fun!!

Tweet: Who’d sleep with that washed up dirty, sloppy looking Porn “Star”? @StormyDaniels Madam, if you really need money that badly, start a #GoFundMe page.
My Reply: Would you like the list in alphabetical or chronological order? And I guarantee you that I do not "need money" but feel free to tip generously while you stalk my site. Xoxo

Tweet: THE PROFESSION THAT YOU'RE IN IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR SERVICES I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND STRONGLY YOUR CLIENTS PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD BEFORE 🤪"PROCEEDING"🤪THAN AFTER DISINFECT "THOROUGHLY" BEFORE RETURNING HOME 👍🤐
My Reply: I'm sorry you walked in on your mom at work. She should've been honest with you....then maybe you wouldn't lash out with silly death threats.

Tweet: I don't think I've ever seen anyone take her 15 minutes of fame and run with it for the endzone as @StormyDaniels has. This is a lady who knows how to score.
My Reply: Well..."scoring" is basically my job description.

Tweet: @StormyDaniels Damn girl, don't you know this is all your fault. You got Trump naked, you inserted his dick into you, you made him text you, you made him pay you off, it's all YOU girl (I hope you detected the sarcasm)
My Reply: Ok. Ok. Fine! I admit it. My pussy is a Sith Lord.

Tweet: Oh great. 'Sith Lord' will now be tattoo of the week.
My Reply: Well...shit. I can a already guess the unfortunate placement of these tats on well meaning 19 year old strippers everywhere.

Tweet: Lol, can I stick my lightsaber in Uranus?
My Reply: Well played.

Tweet: Any droids in there?
My Reply: Not the one you're looking for.

Tweet: I think you give up your #MeToo card when you are a porn star #stormy daniels
My Reply: You are implying that women with certain jobs cannot be assaulted. This is a disgusting and terrifying thought process. For the record, I have stated numerous times that I am not claiming a "#metoo card" but I see you are definitely flying your asshat flag.

Tweet: What an example you set for your kid! Mother of the year !
My Reply: Thanks soooo much! Do I get a trophy or gift card or something?

Tweet: She's not lying. What she does with her body is none of your business. If it bothers you, unfollow her and block her.
My Reply: But...then how will he feel better about himself?

Tweet: Stormy, I will check out your exclusive content if you can answer this for me. How in the world were you able to tell Donald Trump he was good without laughing in his face? Lol
My Reply: You don't actually think I stooped THAT low, do you? My acting isn't nearly good enough to pull off such a feat.

Tweet: Let's see here according to you you went to his room knowing he was married/baby he took off his clothes so what's a girl to do ,you didn't want to but let's get this FK over you weren't attracted to him/yuck and took the money , so that makes you................. 🤓
My Reply: Compensated. (Except he did NOT give me money)

Tweet: Just Keep Calm 👑 #BlabOnStormy #TheResistance support you & your tits! Keep doing you& ignore whomever has something to say about your actions!
My Reply: Hope you're wearing an adequate back brace. Thunder & Lightning can't afford another frivolous lawsuit.

Tweet: Stormy Daniels isn’t even that hot. 🤷🏻‍♂️
My Reply: Totally agree. Luckily a lot of people disagree with us.

Tweet: Who even asked your opinion?
My Reply: You just did.