Here's some highlights from my Twitter over the last few days. I'm told I'm a good follow ;-)

Tweet: FIXER TO GET FIXED
Could #Trump lawyer Michael Cohen get DISBARRED thanks to Stormy Daniels?
There's little doubt an office that oversees attorney discipline will investigate #Trump’s lawyer, after he appeared to ADMIT TO PROFESSIONAL MISCONDUCT
My Reply: Been saying this for months. Now who is the dumb whore?

Tweet: Stormy Daniels is the member of the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas
My Reply: This is THE most offensive lie I've read about myself to date. Can we please go back to calling me a drug addicted male prostitute from outer space? Thanks!

Tweet: She does things to her body in public that most people wouldn’t even think of doing in private but the left is Gaga over her. Un Fn believable!
My Reply: Well...we all have different talents. Now hand me that ping pong ball and step back. Someone hold my beer!

Tweet: making a woman as busty as you wear a button down shirt is just unfair, but you looked amazing xoxo
My Reply: My top two buttons are always the real heroes.

Tweet: Listen I cant pay u as much as trump did but I do have an unlimited supply of red lobster coupons plus when the deed is done u can tell whoever u want!
My Reply: WHO told you of my weakness for Red Lobster cheesy biscuits!? Clearly there is a mole in my operation!

Tweet: The person running your Twitter is male, right?
My Reply: I've been told I have big balls but I'm definitely a chick.

Tweet: Always think WWJD: well, Jesus hung out with a whore so lets all be like the big man 😀😇
My Reply: Ok! But you're buying the first round! Shots!!

Tweet: I kinda love the fact @StormyDaniels just does not give a single fuck. Her field of fucks is barren and the earth has been salted.
My Reply: This.